Wednesday, January 22, 2014

"At the start of a new semester, I walk into a math class. My teacher is blond and blue-eyed. I don’t..."

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At the start of a new semester, I walk into a math class. My teacher is blond and blue-eyed. I don’t remember his name. When he comes to mine on the roll call, he takes the requisite pause. I hold my breath.


“How do I pronounce your name?” he asks.


I say, “Just call me Tess.”


“Is that how it’s pronounced?”


I say, “No one’s ever been able to pronounce it.”


“That’s probably because they didn’t want to try,” he said. “What is your name?”


When I say my name, it feels like redemption. I have never said it this way before. Tasbeeh. He repeats it back to me several times until he’s got it. It is difficult for his American tongue. His has none of the strength, none of the force of my mother’s. But he gets it, eventually, and it sounds beautiful. I have never heard it sound so beautiful. I have never felt so deserving of a name. My name feels like a crown.


”



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The Names They Gave Me


so beautiful (and so glad I got an Arab name that it’s easy to pronounce, though the downside is that it’s easier to whitewash)


What is an “American Tongue?” How many generations does an American’s family have to be in the USA in order for them to give up their cultural heritage? I bet that number is lower for “blonde hairs blue eyed” people.




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cartoonpolitics: ably assisted by US politicians, of course...





cartoonpolitics:



ably assisted by US politicians, of course ..(background here)



I live in China (arguably a 3rd world country based on Cold War politics and average income), and generic drugs are plentiful and cheap. Many of the drugs are made in North Korea by large pharmaceutical companies. These drugs are exported to Asia and Africa. I do not see big pharma fighting against cheap genetics in the third world; in the United States, however …




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Friday, October 4, 2013

Creepy Crawlies and Nanshan Park

We went hiking around Nanshan Park a couple of days ago.  Once we got past the crowds at the bottom of the mountain, we had a great time!  It was wonderful to see "natural nature" again, as one friend put it.  We hope you enjoy the photos!











Thursday, October 3, 2013

FLOOD!

Unusual humidity for this time of year had plagued Yantai for a week.  "Why doesn't it just rain and get it over with?!" I wondered to myself on several of these sticky, sweaty days.  Then, Monday came.  Some rain sprinkled throughout the school day, then students went home, leaving the teachers to their never-ending planning and preparation.  As I click click clicked away on my keyboard, the skies became darker and darker.  Then, around 3:45pm, the real rain came.  It pounded on the roof and on the sidewalk and on unsuspecting victims outside.  Hmm, I thought to myself as I continued my work.  "Hopefully this will stop by the time we are ready to go home..." 
It was quitting time, but rain had decided to work overtime.  Zach and I waited in the school for a bit longer, hoping that the rain would stop, or at least let up a little.  It       did      not.  We decided to try to brave our way home through it on our bicycles, but after experiencing the sheer amount of water already on the ground and pelting down from the sky, decided once again to try to wait it out.  Giving up, we rushed back into the school building, and joined the mishmash of students, parents, and fellow teachers looking viligently out from the foyer to the situation outside.  "It has to stop soon!" we all seemed to be thinking.  But it didn't.  Some began to say that the street outside was flooding.  Zach and I then knew that waiting it out was futile.  The local sewer/storm drain system had been failing lately, flooding the bike path after only small amounts of rain.  This water had nowhere to go. 

We then resolved to fight our way home on our mighty bicycle steeds.  Before we had reached the school's front gate, we were three quarters' drenched.  After exiting the school gate, we saw the real challenge before us.  Tianshan Road was completely flooded, including the adjacent bike path and raised sidewalk.  Cars had stalled in the road after trying to ford the flood.  Waves of water rushed over the sidewalk as if the tide was coming in all the way from the ocean.  On the sidewalk, the water level was at about calf-height-- and rising.  We mounted our bicycles, and pedaled our way through the flood.  Water filled our shoes with every pedal forward, and the rain soaked everything else.  Memories of watching floods on the news flashed into my head, which was followed with the bad feeling that this wasn't such a good idea. 
But we had to make it. 
And we did.  We pushed our way down the sidewalk, made our way carefully across the traffic jam at the intersection, and got onto the relatively dry sidewalk on the other side.  We splashed our way through the little village, pushed through the gate, and made it dripping from head to toe into our building.  We were preceded by one of our neighbors and his little daughter.  They were running in to the building carrying a bulging bag of Yantai apples.  Soaked to the bone, and relieved to be out of the rain, we all tumbled into the elevator.  But not before our neighbor opened his bag of apples and told us each to take one.  The apples were big and beautiful, and smelled delicious.  We protested, as we should according to custom, but he continued to urge us as he should according to custom.  But his kindness was genuine.  We accepted his kind offer, remarked how delicious they looked, and each retreated to our safe and dry apartments.

I will always remember this day.  The day we rode our bicycles through a flood, and also a day when apples became an extraordinary kindness.


From "2 years in China" to 3

To all our readers:
So sorry that we have not been writing.  For many reasons--which I don't care to spend time writing about--last year was a very stressful year, and generally an unpleasant one.   

But now...it is our third year in China!  We began working our third year at Yew Wah with restrained hopes and caution: "We will wait and see..."  We knew that the school year would begin with a brand new co-principal, I would be back in Grade 1 instead of Grade 3, and Zach would yet again be given new responsibilities.  We are now almost two months in to the school year, and our outlook on "things" has developed.  
As for me, I have a large class of bright, bubbly Grade 1 students who are generally excited to learn English!  So far, these students' parents seem very supportive of the education of their children.  I am very happy to be these students' English teacher, and I don't mind teaching Grade 1 again because of them!  Zach says that he enjoys his new responsibilities, and still enjoys cheering on his lower secondary students.  I don't know how he does it!  As for the other things, the jury is still out.  

We are full of many hopes for this new year.  We hope that we can get back into studying Chinese.  We hope that we can learn to be even more independent residents of Yantai.  We hope that we can help other expats living here.  We hope that our school and foundation will make good choices.  We hope that we can continue to be good teachers for our students.  Cheers to Year 3!

Friday, July 19, 2013

Concerts in the park, Paso Robles. Inga Swearingen is pretty...





Concerts in the park, Paso Robles. Inga Swearingen is pretty awesome.




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Friday, June 28, 2013

I had already decided to have a urinal in my garage. After...





I had already decided to have a urinal in my garage. After seeing this I will have a cup holder as well.




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Friday, June 14, 2013

Yes this is a law in China ...





Yes this is a law in China. Yes, most people break this law. Yes, most business look at you funny when you ask if they allow smoking.



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Good advice for men ...





I have seen many variants of this sign in China. I love how it always translates into “civilization,” as if hitting a urinal (instead of the floor) is the defining line between a civilized society and complete anarchy.
Although, this probably makes the USA the latter …



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Friday, June 7, 2013

At Zhaohu Mountain near Qingdao. This is a fake Daoist temple...





At Zhaohu Mountain near Qingdao. This is a fake Daoist temple made to be a tourist attraction. It is beautiful, but fake.




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5 years ago today, I married my best friend. Mikaela, I love you...





5 years ago today, I married my best friend. Mikaela, I love you so much! Thanks for sticking by me in this awesome adventure.




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Thursday, June 6, 2013

An awesome cake that Mikaela made for her co-teacher. It may not...





An awesome cake that Mikaela made for her co-teacher. It may not seem like a big deal, but making a cake in China just seems more exciting!




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Saturday, June 1, 2013

Mikaela’s look of concentration as she beats me at...





Mikaela’s look of concentration as she beats me at Settler’s of Catan.




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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Nice hot day in Yantai.





Nice hot day in Yantai.




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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

9 1/2 Minutes of Yu Garden

One of my favorite things about China: the gardens.
Oh, the gardens!  I could tell you, but why not show you?

While visiting the famous Yu Garden of Old Shanghai, we decided to make a walk-through video for the benefit of all of you back home.  Please forgive the walking motion--this film was a last-minute idea, and we did not have our tripod.  Regardless, we wish that you will enjoy your own tour through a part of Yu Garden!







Chinese New Year

Its getting time for Spring Festival again!  This is the time when Americans make their way to a Chinese Restaurant, stumble out some Chinese phrases, and find out what year of the Chinese Zodiac they were born in!

So, in honor of this excellent, long, and old cultural tradition, I will now share some facts with you.

First, Chinese New Year falls inside a Chinese State holiday called Spring Festival. This holiday usually lasts 2-4 weeks, but most people only get a week off.  During this time travel in China is very popular, and very expensive.  Most people go home to their families during this time.

Chinese New Year is February 10th this year.  It begins on the first day of the 13th lunar month, but their are many more complicated rules associated with it, and all you need to know is that it moves a bit every year.  Starting on this day is when most people get at least a few days off, and almost every is closed!  Last year, we weren't quite prepared, and we almost ran out of food.

The Chinese give money gifts to their families in Red Envelopes, and that money must be new.  In addition, it must be an even number, and that number cannot add up to 4, 40, 400, or any other amount beginning with 4, as that number is unlucky.  Households here in China hang red paper banners over their outside door frames, as these also bring luck.

However, the most iconic thing about this Festival is the fireworks!  Fireworks were invented in China in the 7th century.  Since loud noises ward off evil spirits, its important to make AS MUCH NOISE AS POSSIBLE!  Mikaela and I live in a relatively small town (6.5 million), spread out as much as Los Angeles, but we still got INUNDATED with fireworks all around us!  So, in honor of this upcoming Festival, here is last year's fireworks video we made.  Enjoy!

Saturday, December 29, 2012

It Came as a Surprise: Part 2

"Everyone stand up, push in your chairs, and line up!"  Then I said for my own benefit, "We are going on a mini-field trip."
We walked out of the classroom, and down the hall about 20 feet to the reception desk.  I pointed out a medium-sized, yellow box on top of the desk.  (This past month, Yew Wah had been asking for donations of clothing and school supplies to hand out to the students in a poorer village of Qufu.  A small group of Yew Wah high school students and teachers were to travel there soon to spend time at the school and interact with the students and teachers there.)
In the few minutes that remained, my co-teacher and I gave a quick, bilingual mini-lesson about our partner school in Qufu, and what the donation box meant.  We explained that they could show compassion by choosing some items to donate to the students of the Qufu school.  I looked at the students' faces when we finished, hoping to see some sort of understanding.
Still blank looks.

I finished that day feeling disheartened, and slightly concerned about these future policy-makers, businessmen, and leaders.  Yes, there was still time for them to learn, but would they?

My question was soon answered.  On Wednesday, then Thursday, and even on Friday, our students brought stuffed animals, clothing, pencils, books, and other donations for the students in Qufu.  It really came as a surprise after that cricket-producing lesson on Tuesday.  My heart was very much warmed.  Yes, there still was plenty of time. 

It Came as a Surprise

One thing about Yew Wah that sets it apart from many other schools in China is that it has a Character Education program.  Each month is labeled with one particular character trait (e.g. honesty, charity). The students' homeroom teachers take one lesson each week and devote it to teaching about the monthly trait.    This month of December, the character trait is "compassion."

The last week before the holiday, the Grade 1B homeroom teacher, my co-teacher and I each taught a part of the lesson on compassion.  When it came for our turn, my co-teacher and I shared pictures of people showing compassion towards one another.  To clarify, we acted some of the pictures out, and explained others both in Chinese and English.  Afterwards, we began a discussion with the question, "What is compassion?"  We asked the question in both languages, and explained to students that during this time, they were free to speak in Chinese or English.  Two students were eager to share many stories and tell us what they thought about it all.  As for the other students?  Crickets.
I began a slightly new train of thought, and asked my co-teacher to translate.  "Do all students in China have good clothes, good pencils, and nice pencil cases?"
The majority of the class replied, "You [yoh]" (Extended meaning: "[They] do have.")

I was stunned for a moment.  They think everyone is like themselves!  After taking a deep breath, I recovered my mental footing, and made one last effort.

To be continued in Part 2...


"...a Chinese man?"

One of the lessons I consistently strive to impress upon my students is that "Everyone is different."  To extend this theme, I try to choose pictures of people from all over the world when a lesson presentation requires a picture of a person.  One such day I chose a picture of a woman who had black hair and blue eyes.  This photo must have been especially mysterious to one of my students, for during the last English lesson of the day, she interrupted her small reading group to ask about the woman. 
"Why she has black hair and blue eyes?"
Alright!  I though.  Another teachable moment!  "Every one is different, right?"
"But Teacher..."
"My mom has red hair and green eyes!  And my brother has red hair and..."
"Ohhh, she use the..." she stopped to fill in the blank by miming someone dying her hair.
"No, my mom has always had red hair."
She looked quizzical.  "Oh."
I continued, "And my dad has black hair and blue eyes!"
Her face lit up with understanding.  "OHH!  Because he's a Chinese man!"

Saturday, December 15, 2012

White Elephant Gift Exchange

We are off for vacation! 

Our Christmas break is from Sat Dec 15th - Wed Jan 2nd.  After that, we have school for about 28 days, and then we have the ENTIRE month of February off! We are looking forward to doing nothing as much as possible.

Last night we had a small Christmas party, with drinks, dessert, and snacks.  We invited all of the teachers who were still in town (some had left ASAP Friday afternoon).  What was really cool is that we got to explain how a White Elephant Gift Exchange works to a couple of teachers from the Philippines, Britain, Korea, and China.  I mean, how often do you find someone who has not heard of the game?

Anyway, we set a limit of 50RMB (~$9), and set to exchanging.  I got #1.  I looked at the pile of gifts, and I spied a small box with neat handwriting on it which said "Please Read Description." Now, I like small boxes because they usually are very funny, unassuming, and worth it, despite being small.  

As I looked at this box, once I unwrapped it, I struggled to find out what it was.  I shall now transcribe the story which was written on the box.

"In the 15th century, the Welsh country in the United Kingdom, there were a childhood sweetheart. The Boy grew up to be a heroic knight, following the King around the campaign, never to return. The girl was all day singing "You are my max," waiting for the boy's return. Since then, "her max" has become synonymous with the best boyfriend and spread so far ...




Can you guess what the item is?


Anyone?


That's right!  HerMax brand condoms!  Buy HerMax, a brand dating back to 15th Century Wales, become the best boyfriend, and die is some pointless English crusade! Only 50RMB!